how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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