The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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