Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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