So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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