At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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