she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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