they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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