Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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