Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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