i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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