i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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