It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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