Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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