your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
jump out the window naked night went bad
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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