im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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