Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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