considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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