Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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