is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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