? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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