Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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