He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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