sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
