I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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