If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
