Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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