oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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