Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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