how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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