I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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