:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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