dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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