Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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