I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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