This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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