Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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