I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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