we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
a search helicopter?!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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