Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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