i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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