I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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