FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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