Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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