Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
