This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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