VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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