im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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