I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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