her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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