i permit you to call me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
as a side note pls kill me
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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