we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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