I don't think brook has ever known best
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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