??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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