Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
