They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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