Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
